would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
operation have a gay friend backfired
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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