is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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