I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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