Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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