ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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