Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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