She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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