So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Plan B is the new Plan A
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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