Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My vagina is very pro this idea
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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