i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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