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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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