Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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