So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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