I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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