What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize