I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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