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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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