Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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