my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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