My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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