Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
This is the high leading the old right now
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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