Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
im holly from the hills drunk
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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