She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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