I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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