Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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