Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
