She announced her abortion via fbk
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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