despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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