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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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