Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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