Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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