My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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