only if we run a train.
done.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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