Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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