Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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