That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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