How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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