I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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