There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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