There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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