DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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