Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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