She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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