Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he fucked my hip out of place.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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