I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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