haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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