i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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