the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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