quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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