my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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